Category Archives: Films

Skyscraper – Film #55

Skyscraper or Shite-scraper? They don’t make them like they used to….until now! Dwayne Johnson is back with another absolute blockbuster. Arguably the hardest working man in movies at the moment, Johnson is firing out movie after movie that are just … Continue reading

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Soorma – Film #54

Soorma or Soor-nah? With one finger held aloft, Sandeep Singh celebrates another goal for India in hockey, using his Drag-Flick to maximum impact. Soorma is the story of Sandeep Singh, a young man who dreamed of becoming a big Hockey … Continue reading

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Hotel Artemis – Film #52

Hotel Artemis or Hotel Total-Miss? Hotel Artemis should have been good. Look at that cast list and you have the makings of something amazing. You have Oscar winners, Hot up and coming actors…and Dave Bautista…what could possibly go wrong? The … Continue reading

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Tag – Film #51

To Tag, or not to Tag, that is the Question! Based on a True Story, and taken from the Wall Street Journal article “It takes planning, caution to avoid being it”, Tag is the story of a group of friends … Continue reading

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The First Purge – Film #50

A night of terror, or a terrible night? The Purge franchise always brings up the questions of “who would you kill if you were able to?”….What? Just me? Erm…moving along…. The Purge franchise has jumped around somewhat. From the low … Continue reading

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Ocean’s 8 – Film #49

Ocean’s Great, or Ocean’s Not Worth The Wait? What a great ensemble cast. What a great chance to use this film as an empowering message for women the world over. What a poor excuse for a film! Ocean’s 8 misses … Continue reading

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Incredibles 2 – Film #48

Incredible, or a load of bull? Every now and then, Cineworld offer their Unlimited Card holders a chance to see a film before it’s official release day through their “Unlimited” screenings, where only members can go see the film…but a … Continue reading

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Unsane – Film #23

In the words of Cartman from South Park – “That Movie has warped my fragile little mind”                     Every now and then, technological advances in cinema move things along. From 3D … Continue reading

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Blockers – Movie Review

Cock Blockers is here….but it’s not called cock blockers because that would be a marketing nightmare…obviously, so call the film “Blockers” and put a big picture of a cock before it just to make sure no-one is misunderstanding what this … Continue reading

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Love, Simon – Movie Review

This evening I have the pleasure of attending another Cineworld Secret Screening of a film not yet released in the cinema. Love, Simon (12A) is the story of Simon Spier, an ordinary teenager who is harbouring a huge secret…he is … Continue reading

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