2016.1.5 – Celebrity Big Brother 2016

It’s baaaaaaack

cbb17_eye_logo2

So what kind of crazy offerings does this year have..there’s been lots of rumours that it could be the most explosive house ever…so here’s this year’s contestants going into the house for a month of madness…

There’s 16 going into the vaudevillian looking house…it’ll soon get ruined…Big Brother has locked everything away and the Celebs are going to have to work for things to get them.

Housemate #1 – Gemma Collins…best known for…being the one who bottled out of I’m A Celebrity the other year. Hate…please evict British public!

Housemate #2 – Johnny Partridge…best known for being Christian from Eastenders and being gay…might be OK unless he goes all diva-ish on everyone and just argues over cleanliness all the time…he says people might not like him because he doesn’t like himself most of the time…yeah…get out!

Housemate #3 – Daniella Westbrook…best known for being a bitch with half her nose missing…oh and she was in Eastenders as well…She’s going to be super argumentative in there…looks like they’re definitely looking for people to clash big time this year.

Housemate #4 – Christopher Maloney…best known for his nan…he was on the X Factor and is a right wet lettuce…but he was mates with a certain Daniella Westbrook and it broke down and she now hates him…interesting…

Housemate #5 – Tiffany someone or other from “the Flavor Of Love”…they had to show a clip so we knew who she was. She’s clearly a complete and utter bitch and is in there for one reason…to argue…seeing a pattern here…?

Housemate #6 – Darren Day…best known for always being in the papers and then disappearing from the world ever since…bit of a playboy…lived the life…might be a contender to win this.

Housemate #7 – Megan McKenna…known from Ex On The Beach…absolute psycho….seriously demented…she’s REALLY nice until she gets drunk and then she just loses it massively and turns into a vile creature…will end up shagging a certain Geordie lad if he goes in…oh and yeah…I love Ex On The Beach…

Housemate #8 – Winston McKenzie…known for being an ex boxer and also a member of every single political party going…clearly a dick..end of

Now Big Brother made “the most decisive” housemate choose two people to go to “The Box”. John Partridge chose himself, then Darren Day put himself forward to share his box with him….oo-er! They then had to decide who wasn’t getting their clothes…Winston, Christopher and Daniella missed out…unlucky.

Housemate #9 – David Gest…best known for name-dropping everyone ever…and being very close to Matt Willis during I’m A Celebrity years ago! Basically 50% of what comes out of his mouth is name-dropping and 50% is complete and utter bullshit! Will go far in this but wont win!

Housemate #10 – Scotty T! He’s hilarious in Geordie Shore…he’s going to be brilliant in Big Brother…here’s your winner…right here…Scotty T…get your money on him now! He’ll shag Megan…end of!

Housemate #11 – Kristinia Rhianiov (or something like that)…best known for having a name that’s hard to spell…also an ex Strictly dancer. Bit of an unknown entity here…could go either way.

Housemate #12 – Jonathan Cheban or something…seems like he has no actual redeeming quality at all…move along

Housemate #13 – Angela Bowie…known for being David Bowie’s ex wife…not sure what she’s going to be like…she might argue..a lot..and cause arguments…meh! Won’t win

Housemate #14 – Stephanie Davies…known for getting pissed and getting sacked from Hollyoaks…standard…might get on well with Scotty T…wait? What? Megan stay back psycho bitch!

Housemate #15 – Jeremy McConnell…male model covered in tattoos. Loves himself. Could be quite funny. Might start a bromance with Scotty T

Housemate #16 – Nancy Delalallalalalalaio – Yeah…her…famous for one thing…shagging Sven. not really liked by the British public…out soon no doubt.

…and now for the final twist of the night…the two in the box got to choose whether they let the Housemates have Luxury food, or take it themselves…naturally they did the right thing and gave it to the housemates…extra brownie points for John & Darren.

So there you go…enjoy the series…

 

Advertisements
This entry was posted in 2016, 365, Big Brother and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s