Today was always going to be a lazy lazy lazy day.

Chilled out watching re-runs of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” to introduce Lawlor to the madness, and loads of Rude Tube.

Then I found the website RecordSetters.com and I want to get involved. I would love to break a world record…and this might be my best chance…stay tuned…I will be practicing balancing poles on my head and everything.

In other news, Louis Tomlinson (one of One Direction) played in a charity match today and got a kicking from Gabbie Agbonlahor…and now all the One Direction fans are sending Death Threats to him across Twitter…Jesus! Get a fucking grip you teenage morons! They are the scourge of Twitter along with those idiotic Beliebers!

Here’s the photo of it…but beware..it could induce spontaneous bouts of laughter (Or if your a One Direction fan, probably a wet seat as Louis legs are on show…[Even if they’re nearly broken {they’re not really broken }]) Wow!