Massive Meh!

Colin Farrell attempts to take over Arnie’s role as the boring-lifed normal guy whose mindfuck goes mental and embroils him in the middle of a conflict yada yada.

The whole film is just boring. Sure, there’s some good chases, a few good fight scenes and such, but the film just lacks the whole feeling and heart of the original. I didn’t care for any of the characters and couldn’t care less about the storyline in this one. It is special effects heavy and just all feels pointless.

The only saving grace was that they kept the three-titted girl!

Total manure…and in the wise words of Biff Tannen :